• americans the other 364 days of the year: america isn't all that great i mean we need to fix a whole lot of shit
    • americans on july 4th: AMERI CA YEAH BEER AND FRE E D OM ON THE WIN GS OF A FUC KING EAG LE SUCK IT ENGLAND !!! !
  1. fluerly:

    im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me

    (via road-does-not-end)

    • Phineas: I just thought, you know, a boy, a girl, alone in the city of love. I thought romance would've been a forgone conclusion.
    • Isabella:
    • ......
    • ......
    • ......
    • ......
    • Isabella: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.
    • Cop: "Ma'am, why are we getting reports that you are running around naked with nothing but a bow singing unintelligibly?"
    • Me: "Carpe Diem"

    daydreambeliever16:

    Concept art from the Phineas and Ferb/Star Wars crossover special. Coming Summer 2014! :)

    forever-alyson:

    Alyson with the cast of Phineas & Ferb for the “Phineas & Ferb: Star Wars” advanced screening yesterday!

  2. z-co:

    one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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    (via homophobic)